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Nut Loss : Part Deux

The past year has been steadily annoying with this particular chipmunk like voice on radio, where the voice is owned by one of the greatest piece of irritating shit in the history of entertainment.

And how low have u sunk dear Usher

I kept listening to the same shit all year where people were brainlessly repeating the parrot like lyrics this piece of shit kept moaning like an injured chipmunk over the radio….people are that stupid..cause they keep repeating the same words again again…I mean it’s ok for one retard to act like a retard, but millions of retards following one retard? Who’s the bigger retard?

He ALWAYS speaks the truth!

Then lately, I found all the bitches with IQs rivaling iguanas on crack swooning over a particular shithead’s song. Gosh, after listening to the shit this guy releases, I actually decided that midget shithead which screams like a chipmunk is ACTUALLY better than this particular shithead. And presenting to you our brand new shithead!

What the fuck is this guy????

Here’s a guy who sings songs that completely rhymes with “I LOSS MY NUTS!!!” ….. ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

He has a single which made him a famous household name….singing about a bitch who’s not satisfied with how she looks….and he tells her to stay the same. It sounds FUCKING STUPID….not to mention it sounds like a song from a guy who lost his fucking nuts! OHHHH WAIT…I guess he did.

Now ….. dissection time!!!

Oh her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they’re not shining
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her trying

Here’s a fucking a superficial guy who’s only talking about HER EYES HER EYES…OOOOOO HER HAIR HER HAIR…..that doesn’t sound superficial yet??? ok on to the next shit lines

She’s so beautiful
And I tell her every day

WHAT A PUSSY! You just run to the girl everyday like a fucking stray dog and say “DUUHHHHH YOU AR SO BEAUTIFUL DUUUUUH!!!”, and the bitch will of course be happy inside like “HAHAH OF COURSE I AM HOT YOU DICKLESS SHIT!”

Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment her
She wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think she don’t see what I see

She doesn’t believe you cause she wants more compliments dipshit! She sees more than what you see you clueless fucktard of a pussy! She just wants more compliments, so go ahead give it to her like the 101% pussy you are. And again, you idiots don’t see the superficial values here? No comments on her personality, her attitude, etc…it’s all about “OMMGGGGG YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL OMGGGG”

But every time she asks me do I look okay
I say

When I see your face
There’s not a thing that I would change
Cause you’re amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause girl you’re amazing
Just the way you are

Yes she asks you to get second opinions cause she obviously thinks the other whore passing by is hot…so she needs an ego boost you fucktard!

And again he only talks about “OMG YOU ARE SO BEAUTFUL OMG OMG DUUUUUUUH!!!”

Fucking superficial prick.

And then the whole song goes on to talk about “OMG YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL OMG OMG”, basically repeating the same superficial fuck over and over again cause this guy obviously has a dick for a brain!

I love Google!

Not one fucking line in the song he talks about the girl herself but only how HOT she is….and she’s a bitch who’s obviously not satisfied but likes the ego boost given by a pussy with a fedora.

No not this pussy with a fedora!

But of course all the stupid unintelligent girls would say “OOO NO HE’s SINGING SO SENTIMENTALLY ABOUT US BEING OURSELVES”

WRONG BITCHES!

All he’s singing about is superficial, no mention has been made about the girl herself, given a little more space he would’ve mentioned about her fucking knockers!

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?!?

Ok, we move on to his next piece of pussy shit…called ….. I dono it’ something to do with explosives….

Basically he sings he’ll do anything for some bitch but she won’t do that for him…DUH!!! Then why sing you faggot!

Find another bitch for cryin out loud you prick!

Easy come, easy go
That’s just how you live, oh
Take, take, take it all,
But you never give
Should of known you was trouble from the first kiss,
Why were they open?
Gave you all I had
And you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, you did

Yeap apparently some bitch did something to this pussy and so here he is bitching about it like the whiny little bitch he is.

Really, a bitch gives trouble, toss her and go for something else, other guys for example!

Problem Solved!

But nooooooooooooooo, he keeps sticking to the same shit like the super fag he is!

To give me all your love is all I ever asked,
Cause what you don’t understand is
I’d catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)
You know I’d do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh
I would go through all this pain,
Take a bullet straight through my brain,
Yes, I would die for ya baby;
But you won’t do the same

Yeap, apparently he’ll catch a grenade for the bitch….very intelligent my dear pussy!

But she won’t do the same! OMG!!! No Shit Hommie!

So why bitch about it?!?!?! Why don’t you just go fucking catch a grenade and fucking die!

The bitch obviously isn’t satisfied with the lack of penile matter on you so she looks for someone else who really would’ve bother catching grenades for her….he just needs a great dong for her!

The Dong King of Men!

But of course instead of going for penis enlargement treatments, he keeps singing about how she tossed him in the trash blah blah.

Yes faggot we know…she dumped you..BOOO HOOO FAGGOT! Get a fucking life!

Can you sing about getting a life, or maybe attempting to get a better sized penis for once???

Nope! All you sing about is some bitch and how you are the bitch’s bitch!

Congratulations faggot!

Speaking of faggots, anyone missed him yet?

And of course like expected, he will continue to churn out shit that are superficial and faggot-like cause a large number of bitch community would love to hear shit like these to boost their ego and effectively reduce their intelligence. And also guys who listen to this will turn into the fucking sour faggots they are -> “OMG SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL, OMG SHE DUMPED ME, I DON’T DESERVE HER CAUSE I AM A FAGGOT”….yeap….you are effectively turning a whole generation of boys into girls, and girls into monsters….and soon enough fucking cats will rule the world cause no man is able to step up to it!

Bowz down to me sissy people!

Which is why despite being the greatest douche in the universe, I still think Kanye West is the last hope for mankind….all cause his douchiness makes him a man, that all other men seem to be lacking right now!

Only a true man can leave a trail of fire!

But what can I say, the large population of shallow bitches will keep listening and continue being stupid for a long time…leaving the perfect species of women to die slowly.

Dying Breed

As for the alarmingly increasing rate of sissy men….I need not say more…Thank You Faggot Pop Stars…Thank You for reducing the number MEN out there!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?!? Charlize Theron can bitchslap them with her eyes closed!

And that’s all I want to bitch today.

If you are not satisified cause you are one of the heavy population of sissies that I mentioned here….I am sorry to say…I don’t give a flying fuck about you! EAT ME!

Till Then

Fuck Off!


Conspiracy Theory

I got some conspiracy theory running in my mind. It might be bullshit, it might be true, we’ll never know but let me put this forward right now.

This is what I firmly believe :

He isn't gay

So why do I say this? I am gonna stir some shit when I say this too by the way.

But here’s my take on it!

When this guy and that male version of Taylor Swift were competing for that shitty idol show judged by 3 clowns previously , it became clear cut that one guy will win but will disappear into nothingness and the other guy will probably be famous, but for how long???

Male Taylor Swift, cause he's shit boring

So as expected the boring guy won, and never became big anyway. While the loser had to come out with a plan to trade on his so called “prettiness”….gosh!

And hence some genius decided to market him as “gay”….but being gay isn’t enough cause there is a guy who is already gay but never made it big anyway.

Sorry Adam, you are NOT the first Idol who's "gay"

So they decided to make it “spicier” by making him CONTROVERSIALLY gay cause as you know, the morons who tune into this shitty idol show and listen to shitty radio really do not know what the fuck is being Controversial is about.

The true face of controversy!

And so instead of being the usual run of the mill gay guy which the media shamelessly tries to project, despite not knowing how a proper gay man would look like…they decided to transform him…into….the usual run of the mill gay guy who just over does his gay ness.

And this is how the conversation would’ve went with his management and him : (and I shall name him “gay” for anonymous purposes and his management “mgt” cause I am too lazy to type the long name)

mgt : “gay”, we’re sorry you lost to that boring guy…..so what do you aim to do next?

“gay”: I don’t know man, I wanna famous and stuff, u know kinda like Elvis Presley

mgt : whoa there…..that’s taking it too far but yeah you got the vision kid…..so how far are you willing to go for fame and fortune?

“gay” : I would go the distance to be like Freddie Mercury!

mgt : hmmmm….I think I have an idea!

“gay” : yes yes? I am all ears

mgt : you gotta be gay first!

“gay” : what??? but what about all the groupies I wanna bang?!?!?

mgt : you look like a groupie yourself, it doesn’t make a difference…..so are you ready to go the distance?

“gay” : well it’s just acting gay right, like going out and proclaiming myself gay to the public

mgt : it’s more than that boy, more than that

“gay” :*gulp* meaning?

mgt : you gotta embody the gay culture, to be gay u must be gay

“gay” : wha????

mgt : yes….we’ll make you gay, controversial, flamboyant just like Chris Tucker in 5th Element

The inspiration!

“gay” : but that’s horrible….I don’t think gay people are like that!

mgt : you don’t know shit kid….everybody thinks gay people are like that….

“gay” : so what must I do now?

mgt : we’ll transform u, besides it’s the in thing now, appearing gay will also earn you sympathy cause gay people are hated apparently

And thus…this was born!

Little did they know, this wasn't gay....it was a full blown trannie!

“gay” : erm…..u know what I feel like a star now!

mgt : btw…u gotta make out with any random guys ok

“gay” : what?!?!?! why??? doesn’t just appearing gay cut it

mgt : listen kid, u gotta embody the gayness

“gay” : alright who do I kiss?

mgt “: any dude nearest to you to start off with, that oughta start some shitstorm in the media and you’ll be on your way to stardom, like Freddie Mercury, the only difference being, he was a proper gay man….but it doesn’t matter cause kids these days don’t know shit!

And BANG the flamboyantly gay celebrity was born and kisses guys just to show he’s gay.

And yes I have an argument for that…..take me for example…I am straight as an arrow…but if I was promised fame, and 20 million bucks in my bank account…I WILL FUCKING KISS ANY FUCKING GUY I COME ACROSS!

Yes even this guy!

So yes….I believe he is not gay but a fantastic actor who could’ve upstaged the late Heath Ledger in Brokeback Mountain….but no worries, throw enough cash to Ang Lee he might make another one starring our flamboyantly “gay” idiot and another jackass!

Preferably this jackass

And that’s all I gotta say about pretentious people and people who are dumb enough to give pretentious people the attention they need.

Bravo idiots hope you enjoy being stupid for the rest of your lives….and by the way that other midget you all listen to…..has ZERO talent! Shocking isn’t it? but you won’t realize it cause you are stupid anyway.

No talent, ugly as fuck, I hope he has a large dick to compensate....

So till then,

Fuck Off

 

My childhood is ruined by boobs!

Well I am back, after a while, I was too busy for the week and too much of crap has been happening lately I just didn’t know what to write about. I mean I was spoilt for choices and pretty much was confused on what crap to write on….

I understand how this one felt too

But today I picked to talk about Sesame Street…..most of us grew up with Sesame Street right? So yeah I grew up with it too and I kinda liked Elmo a lot, yes…I was a kid and I used to like cute things, live with it! I also liked G.I.Joe and Mask btw but that will come some other day. So yeah I loved Elmo, I loved Sesame Street oh yea and I liked The Count too….ha ha ha, 1 Douchebag, ha ha ha, 2 Douchebag….yes That Count!

One fucktard! Two fucktard! ha ha ha ha

Now Sesame Street was pretty educational I must admit, for my age back then at least. And probably even today I would enjoy Sesame Street whenever I watch it. It’s just a great show, produced well, has great values and teaches us stuff that sometimes we just overlook. Yeah counting is overlooked at times, spelling is overlooked, but with Sesame Street these things are integrated so well that we still learn from them. Now I am not being paid to advertise these guys, I am just saying how good the show is….or was!

*sniff* *sniff* I miss you Elmo!!!! WHYYYYYYYY!!!!

Until about a week or two ago, I held Sesame Street with the highest regard. Very rarely any TV Show, movie or anything for that matter gets the highest regard for me. But I held Sesame Street equally as high as Lord of the Rings is to me!

Aragorn and SuperGrover were the greatest heroes EVAAAAARRRRR!!!!

But now I do not view Sesame Street as I used to anymore! I now despise Sesame Street so deeply even Sauron would cringe at my RAGE!

He just pooped his metal pants!

Why?!?!?! Why you ask??? It’s simple!

There’s just one reason why I despise Sesame Street so fucking much now! And it’s because of THIS:

This BI...OMG Look at those babies there!!! *ehem* where was I???

Yes, this bitch with her healthy set of knockers ruined Sesame Street for me!

The story is this, the segment where she performs with Elmo (WHY THE FUCK ELMO?!?!?!) and this is supposed to be aired during New Year’s Eve, and she apparently sings a “cleaned” up version of Hot and Cold….HOW MUCH CAN YOU POSSIBLY CLEAN THE FUCKING SONG UP??!?!?!

And looks like probably someone just couldn’t stand this shit anymore and hence released the videos to youtube, THANK FUCKING GOD FOR YOUTUBE!

I love You

Right after that youtube was flooded with shitloads of complaints regarding this. Like Duh! She was wearing a top which practically showed almost all of her TITS and Sesame Street went on to shoot this shit?!?!?

Look at them babies! Elmo looks like he just let go

It’s a kid’s program not a whore idol showcase! What the fuck is wrong with the producers? You could’ve invited at least a dozen other artists who at least appear a little more decent for a kid’s program! And while I fucking hate to admit it, yes, Taylor Swift would’ve been A LOT FUCKING BETTER! Cause despite the fact she’s as boring as watching paint dry….at least she’s decent!

Not that she has anything to look at anyway

But if they insist on someone like Ms.Booby Perry, well there’s the WAY FUCKING HOTTER AND TALENTED version called Zooey Deschanel, who’s BOTH HOTTER AND MORE FUCKING DECENT compared to “LOOK AT MY FUCKING BOOBS NOT THE SONG” Perry!

Uber Gorgeous, no awkward boobs crying to spill out anytime.....

But nooooooo, the retards outside prefer “Melons” Perry cause her shitty songs always play in the radio 24/7 despite the fact her lyrics don’t make sense and are total rubbish! Ever heard the song where she equated indie to gay??? Nope….cause retards NEVER listen to lyrics, they just jive or do whatever shit they do while listening to trash written specifically for their retarded brains!

She has no class, her songs are trashy shit made to appear different cause she comes out in ALL her fucking videos with her BOOBS literally CRYING…FUCKING CRYING to spill out cause she’s just suffocating those poor things to death! FUCK I’ve even seen women with bigger more gracious knockers who are more lenient to their knockers for cryin out loud!

Look at those, sitting there so comfortably! This is what you call confidence!

Heck Sesame Street could’ve called Christina Hendricks as a guest and she can still be more decent….she doesn’t need to pop them out!

And do not forget Booby Perry’s lack of class by dating an immortal jackass out of the neolithic period for fuck’s sake!

Neolithic who doesn't shave and do his hair but has his eyebrows done.....FUCK!

I am just pretty upset with the fact that they allowed her…OF ALL PEOPLE….to appear in a kid’s program…KNOWING her habits of suffocating her boobs and making them pop out like a dying fish in the middle of the gulf oil crisis!

Look at those poor things!

Why not go all the way and hire Sacha Baron Cohen playing as Bruno or Borat…cause he is at least talented if you want to be obscene about it!!!

Greatest Man that ever Lived!

But NOOOOOOO they MUST invite her and turn Sesame Street in Sesame Eating Whores Street!

Speaking of whores...here's another candidate for you Sesame Street!

So that’s all, that’s all I wanna rant about. I am not gonna watch Sesame Street anymore, not gonna view it the same way anymore. I will find some other kid’s program to enjoy from now ON!!! *sob* *sob*

Yay I found my favorite Kid's Program!

So Till Then

Fuck Off

The people at the Grammy’s Panel must be retarded

Yeap I don’t care who says what and thinks what because 3/4 of all those who listen to radio, and to these “grammy” nominated artists are fucking retards so they are not smart enough to have a valid argument with me. I personally think those who sit at the Grammy’s panel must be fucking retarded. Or to give them the benefit of the doubt, there’s simply no talent popping up anywhere for the past 2 to 5 years.

Solid Proof that there's a severe lack of talent these days

So why do I think they are a bunch of retards?

Simple…look at the winners this year…..What the Fuck is wrong with them and the fucking world?!?!?!

The guys behind Adam Levine in Maroon 5 can finally be happy there's a group uglier than them!

Do you people SERIOUSLY listen to what the fuck she sings about ????

Let’s go to the ugly guys first. This is a band centered around one guy since the band’s name is based on his name, much like Dave Matthew’s band, Daughtry and so on. I really fucking hate bands that is centered around one guy’s name! First and foremost in order to have his name planted on the band as a motherfucking name, the guy whose name is being used has to be fucking godlike and nothing less!

Pictured Above : God-like!

Take Daughtry for example, a band that’s built around a guy who’s achieved nothing except some runner’s up shit in American Idol! Yes…he did not even win the fucking thing and he got a band named after him…..worst of all, he sings shit that is almost identical with Nickelback, a band that pioneered the “our songs sounds the same in all the album” shit and talks really big about how there’s no talent in the industry now….dipshit probably forgot he came from the same breed of talentless pricks there are today!

Douchebag who ISN'T Vin Diesel!

And I also think the same of Dave Matthew’s band cause they suck and he sucks!

This guy can possibly overthrow Steve Jobs from the "I am full of myself" department!

So we come to Zac Brown….who not only sucks, but also doesn’t have anything else to compensate for the lack of talent….looks for example. Which puts Megan Fox above him cause despite the brain damaging lack of talent in her, she at least offers us “something else” to look forward to!

There's talent popping right out of the cute blue lack of a shirt!

And to demonstrate how talentless bunch of pricks this band is, here’s a GOLDEN FUCKING EXAMPLE!

Dissection time bitches! And it’s their “hit” single, Free.

Do all the things

That lovers do

Just me and you

Just as free

Free as we’ll ever be

Just as free

Free as we’ll ever be

And ever be

No we don’t have a

Lot of money

No we don’t have a

Lot of money

No we don’t have a

Lot of money

All we need is love

Free as we’ll ever be

Just as free

Free as we’ll ever be

Ever be

So we live in our old van

Travel all across this land

Me and you

Yes, this is what they came up with….sad to say even Justin Bieber’s lyrics has more “variety” of words in it compared to this piece of trash! The title of the song looks like it was ripped off from Freebird, but they decided to take out the “bird” just to be safe, the tone of the song sounds almost “freebird” like to me but of course, these bunch of talentless pricks can’t duplicate an epic guitar solo so the song just remains sucky as it’s meant to be! At one point, they completely have no clue how to fill the song with any appropriate lyrics so they decide to repeat two lines again and again, very “intelligent” dickheads! And of course they are idiots who actually listen to this and enjoy themselves….I’ll let you be the judge on “who’s the bigger retard” here….is it them or you, the dumbass listeners???

So you're ACTUALLY more talented than someone else finally!

Next we come to the “princess”….princess of retards more like it! Our monotonous sounding grammy winning artist who has the creativity level equivalent to a pigeon on crack is everyone’s favorite “sweetheart”….why??? I have abso-fucking-lutely no clue! To my opinion there are way greater “sweethearts” out there!

This SweetHeart can also take care of your local thug problems!

Where can I start?? First and foremost, I think she’s insulting us with her stupid songs that sound like an extension to her first “hit” single….which pictured her as a princess and some faggot as a prince….which has probably been her recurring theme for all her songs, cause she has a limited creative vision to picture herself as something else other than a princess waiting for a faggot prince to arrive and save her on his faggot pony!

Faggot Prince!...Faggot Pony sold separately!

So she keeps writing the same shit over and over again, and then stretches her brains a little to create a different title for her song so that it is actually a “different” song, and MOTHERFUCKING RETARDS like YOU listen to it with wide smile like a faggot zombie and think that it’s the greatest song ever…..WAKE UP idiots! Do you realize that an album of songs, no matter how fucking sucky it is, at least needs a variety of songs, instead of those that sound like SONG NUMBER 1 EXTENDED FUCKING EDITION!!?!?!? And this tragically makes Britney Spears a better “artist” than this idiotic delusional retard who writes the same shit over and over again?!?!?!

And she also at least had something to look at if you got bored at her "talent"!

It’s pretty irritating to listen to her sing again and again about how she’s the princess and she’s waiting for her prince and then he comes and saves her, there’s fucking magic in the air and they are in love and they live happily ever after?!?!?! BULLSHIT!!! It’s like listening to Eminem bitch about Kim and how he was a douchebag and he has finally changed….for more than 10 fucking years!!! But you know what?despite rapping, at least Eminem is able to sing(erm….rap?) in DIFFERENT FUCKING TONES!!!!

And while we're at it, Eminem, I know you've been a douche, I FORGIVE YOU, please move on and sing more awesome stuff like "Without Me"!!!!

Now on to this GRAMMY WINNING “ARTIST”, who sings like a fucking retarded tone deaf 5 year old would! Have you not noticed that she sounds the same in ALL HER FUCKING SONGS!! There’s just one single fucking tone throughout all her retarded songs, not only the lyrics are monotonous, she sounds monotonous too!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS?!?!?! You can fucking sing your own songs in the fucking shower and still sound better than this dipshit anytime!!!!

FAR MORE TALENTED THAN TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!

And then every once in a while she tries to do some shit high pitch sound which sounds like a fucking boombox being fucked by a fucking horse!!! And people actually enjoy this shit!!!! And you people are still questioning if 2012 is real or not??? Well I don’t know if it’s real but I FUCKING WISH IT’S REAL!!!! Cause I do not want to spend another good 60 years of my fucking life imprisoned around fucking morons!!! That’s a long way to go and I can’t take this damage to my brains anymore!!!

Next on the same blind fucktards also call her “gorgeous”??? Are you people out of your fucking minds?!?!?! Do you what is the fucking definition of gorgeous?!?!?!

Do you know what is fuc.....OOOO HELLLOOOOO GORGEOUS!!!! *blushing*

Taylor looks like a pale piece of shit…..there’s no fucking way I can get a boner from looking at her….she’s ugly, she has NOOOOO ASSETS TO SHOW hence she has no compensation point cause she has no TALENT to display as well!!!!

Exhibit A: Talent - ZERO, Compensation point - you are looking at it!

To be fair to the ladies...here's your compensation point for a not so talented star...although I think Legolas was pretty bitchin!

And I have no clue why people actually enjoy these bunch of talentless retards I have mentioned above! FYI, there are still a bunch of REAL talented artists out there who deserve better than these bunch of fuck ups who have nothing to offer and are insulting us at every turn. I take my intelligence quite seriously although I don’t show it here much cause it’s a blog where I throw my rage, not do complex quantum physics calculations so that I can proof to you my intelligence….I don’t have to proof anything to anyone btw cause you dipshits are not paying my salary to me. Back to the original assholes I was bitching about, yes…they are talentless, deserve none of the attention they are getting now and should be thrown, no…catapulted in some fucking volcano cause the world as we know it are already populated by morons right now, we do not want the moron population to grow further! This impacts the world a lot….and with the reduction of these shitty population, the possible shitstorm projected by Roland Emmerich can also be delayed!

Churning out more believable Bullshit than Taylor Swift since 1984!

So that’s all, I just wanna let out what I think, and I am sure it’s true that there are talentless pricks like those I described above and there are fucking idiots who actually enjoy having their intelligence being insulted at every turn. That is the reality I am forced to live with for the time being and I secretly hope something shitty happens to these morons so that I can finally live in peace!

*ehem* hope you were listening, ah crap dialed the wrong Devil! Helllooooo beautiful!

OK got the right guy! Stop gaying around and make yourself useful for once!

So till then

Fuck Off

P.S I do not advocate making wishes to the devil, do it at your own risk….if it comes in the form of Elizabeth Hurley, I do not blame you, at least it’s better than coming in the form of Taylor Swift!

Talentless pricks a lot of retards listen to

I don’t like to listen to the radio generally. Everytime I turn on the radio they always play shit that insults my intelligence to no end. It ranges from all genres sadly and what saddens me most is the number of fucktards who are not only readily listening to these trash but also requesting them repeatedly on the airwaves.

If these don't insult your intelligence, you have none to start with already

But let’s talk about just one talentless prick today….a HUGE one….no, literally…a HUGE one.

We know obesity is bad for health, but this guy is an insult to obesity itself.

Yeap, today we are gonna talk about this dipshit who has churned out “hits” like “Beautiful Girl”, and I have no idea what else but people religiously listen to.

Ok I am not insulting how this guy looks by the way. Looks is out of my criteria on judging talent. There are some of the worst looking blokes out there who are insanely talented and awesome and such so nope…I am not talking about how this guy looks mind you.

Case Study 1 : He ain't Brad Pitt but he's immensely talented....capiche?

But what I am pointing out is the shit he releases which just proves that this guy has the mental state of a walrus on crack.

Here's a simple equation for those who are slow

Why do I say that? I am sure you retards have heard the shit he releases right ? Let’s go for some dissection then :

Song 1 : Beautiful Girl

You’re way too beautiful girl
That’s why it’ll never work
You’ll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it’s over

Here’s a set of lyrics that basically gave him the liberty to define a new generation sissy fucktards who can’t stand for themselves. Here’s a tip to you dickless idiots out there….when a girl says it’s over, throw a party and fuck other women, it’s quite straightforward.

Or you can always swing to the other side....feel free to knock yourself out!

I fucking hate pop culture which not only envisions men as fucking sissies these days, it also does the pseudo-inception of planting that idea into our heads that we SHOULD act like sissies cause it’s the HIP thing to do. FUCK YOU for conforming to that and FUCK YOU dear Lard for envisioning that in your piece of shit song….and while we are at it, I am not gonna put down all the lyrics here, but the rest of the song doesn’t make fucking sense, it’s like this guy just skipped fucking elementary school and decided to write songs as practice to his language skills. I don’t give a flying fuck if he’s Jamaican or whatever, if he’s gonna write some shit, it better be proper shit!

Song 2 : Eenie Meenie

First off, this song was sung with another retard in line who also includes repeating single lines in his song which so many retards in this world so fucking love to listen cause they have the intelligence equivalent to a badger on crack.

Pictured : Retard....badgers and cracks not included

You can’t make up your mind, mind, mind, mind, mind
Please don’t waste my time, time, time, time, time
I’m not tryin’ to rewind, wind, wind, wind, wind
I wish our hearts could come together as one

Cause shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’
Shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’
Shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’
Shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’

After a mind boggling set of words (which a kid in Sesame Street could’ve written out blindfolded), they break into the most retarded set of words I’ve seen in my life….yeah some retards will argue “it’s the chorus!!!!” but you know what? FUCK YOU! You don’t know shit and you enjoy being a mentally handicapped dipshit all your life so shut the fuck up and go kill yourself! Now back to the lyrics, all the chorus contains is….yes….repeated words and then it comes to eenie meenie miney mo!!!! yes….Mr. Lard has ran out of words (like he ALWAYS does) and decides to put in shit that little kids in the street can recite more creatively and calls this….lyrics. And yes! there are some retarded fuckheads out there who groove to this piece of insult to our intelligence. Bravo! How I wish 2012 will come true so that the world will be clean off these morons, I don’t care if I die with them but it’s better than living with them.

Oh Hai There! You buzzed me?

Song 3 : Big Girls don’t cry

Technically it’s a Fergie song, and I never liked her either, I find her more annoying than Miley Cyrus to be honest.

Yeap she's ACTUALLY better than someone.

You know the problem with the song? The Lard actually has ran out of ideas on stupid lyrics so he decides to invade another stupid song to make it….stupider than stupid can be. But you know what? A lot of retards actually love it, cause they are mentally handicapped anyway. They grove to this shit and they even remember the lyrics so hard that they can sing it flawlessly. Not that lyrics are complicated anyway. I can teach a friggin parrot to sing that piece of shit song anyway.

Meet your new popstar!

Like the three shit songs listed about, this lard has a lot more shit from those garbages he calls albums anyway. So if you want to find out more, you got two options :

a) Buy the original, listen to every song and then disembowel yourself for spending so much money on an original cd of this lard

b) Download the tracks(illegally), risk yourself getting caught by the RIAA but be glad that you don’t need to spend money on this piece of shit, and realize going to jail is a lot more worth it than letting that piece of garbage album sit in your collection of music cds. It also helps you realize why pirates exist….it’s cause they don’t want us committing mistakes like buying this dipshit’s album and regretting it for the rest of our lives.

And like this prick there are a number of other pricks that exist which people religiously listen to as well, which kinda answers us, why is the world in the state it is now…..here’s some samples of said dipshits :

Exhibit A sings only about Fucking You...if you are intelligent enough to decipher his lyrics....my dog was able to do that by the way.

Exhibit B sings songs that has the personality of an expired chewing gum

Exhibit C is a pretentious bitch who wants your daughter to be a cheap whore.

Exhibit D gets "A" for "Trying" to be different but still remains an annoying piece of shit anyway

Exhibit E : You'll never be Freddie Mercury....live with it.

And that is all I have to rant here.

If you are unhappy  that I insulted your favorite “artists” (it’s an insult to art to call them artists), don’t bother insulting me cause I don’t give two fucks about what you think cause you are clearly not intelligent enough to have a decent conversation with me to start off with. So take my advice, go kill yourselves. The world really really needs lesser morons now at it’s current condition….have some pity for mother earth will you?

Till then

Fuck Off

Why you should not respond to drunk ex-bitches

No it’s not a personal experience story about some drunk ex-bitch who wants to get laid with me or whatsoever.

I am actually writing about an annoying song that keeps playing repeatedly in the airwaves recently, titled “need you now” by the bizzarely named “Lady Antebellum” (did I spell it right???)

Why I think it’s annoying?

Couple of reasons :

1) It’s been playing repeatedly, as often as the other piece of shit called “Love Story” by the monotonous and boring “Taylor Swift”

2) It’s lyrics imply a very moronic woman expecting a guy to be moronic as well. I can’t accept this shit.

Let’s dissect this annoying song.

Picture perfect memories scattered all around the floor
Reachin’ for the phone ’cause I can’t fight it anymore
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind
For me it happens all the time

Ok so from the first part of the song we get that she has memories about some dude and she can’t fight her temptations and is reaching for the phone. She wonders if he thinks about her as often as she thinks about him. Ok, so it sounds innocent enough to give us a picture that a girl is in love with a guy she knows pretty well but has been resisting herself from approaching him, for whatever reason. Ok, a little sympathy for her and we cheer her on “GO GO CALL THAT FUCKER!”

It’s a quarter after one, I’m all alone and I need you now
Said I wouldn’t call but I lost all control and I need you now
And I don’t know how I can do without
I just need you now

This is the chorus for all you shallow dipshits out there. Ok, so here she’s saying she’s alone and she needs him and she’s loosing control and doesn’t know what is she gonna do without him. A slight warning sign here that she’s a potential nutjob but hey, perhaps she’s just madly in love right?

Another shot of whiskey can’t stop looking at the door
Wishing you’d come sweeping in the way you did before
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind
For me it happens all the time

Ok, my senses are screaming at me now! She’s drunk and looking at the door drunkenly (bad sign bro!). And wishing he would come sweeping like HE DID BEFORE. So that tells us they had a past! And he swept her off her feet before. So they had a history before. So here’s a drunk ex-girlfriend. Ok nevermind, maybe she Loves him Madly right???? But what happened? And why is she drunk? Signals are screaming here!

It’s a quarter after one, I’m a little drunk and I need you now
Said I wouldn’t call but I lost all control and I need you now
And I don’t know how I can do without
I just need you now

Ok so the bitch is drunk and then she decides she wants the dude and expects him to come back like a pussy he’s supposed to be. She said she wouldn’t call!!!! WOW…what a fickle minded bitch we have here. She says “FUCK OFF” one minute and then gets drunk the next minute and says “FUCK ME!!!”….yeah right bitch!

Guess I’d rather hurt than feel nothin’ at all

Classic denial syndrome. These are the kinda bitches who just can’t live without a dick and uses feelings as a sad excuse to hook up again and fuck like rabbits.

Ok that’s all, there are some unnecessary lines there which are just redundant so I don’t need to squeeze my intelligent brains for that.

So we have here a stupid bitch who broke off with her dude, for whatever reason, can be his fault, can be her fault, who fucking cares right? So she says she will NEVER CALL again and then proceeds to get drunk and then wishes he comes back again. Dumbass! I hope he has fun banging something that looks like Christina Hendricks and never look at this bitch again….

One look at her and then you forget "Lady Ant-A-what????"

So to me, this is a stupid sentimental shit that people love listening for god knows what reason. I hate the meaning implied by the lyrics. No one, girl/guy should go back to their ex like a dog  just cause the dumbass ex got drunk and is missing them to death. And then you find out the painful truth the next morning when you wake up beside the already sober dumbass ex and realize it’s a fucking mistake and either have to run out of the house or get hauled away by some cops cause you were “stalking” your ex.

The band probably has some talent, she can sing, their music well it’s not my taste but maybe it’s good, I don’t know, any country experts here??? But whatever they are singing now is shit, they should write about better stuff like probably the theme song to “Red Dead Redemption” or something….

Is that Lance Bass with a beard in the middle???

So till then

Fuck Off