If you want to kill yourself, at least do it properly!

No I am not talking about Fantasia and I actually don’t give two flying fucks about her.

What I am really talking about…is this :

Introducing the hypocrite's latest muse

Electronic Cigarette ladies and gentlemen….electronic fucking cigarrete.

So what the fuck is an electronic cigarette?

Here’s a brief introduction on it:

An electronic cigarette, e-cigarette or personal vaporizer, is a battery-powered device that provides inhaled doses of nicotine by way of a vaporized solution. It is an alternative to smoked tobacco products, such as cigarettes, cigars, or pipes. In addition to purported nicotine delivery,[1] this vapor also provides a flavor and physical sensation similar to that of inhaled tobacco smoke, while no smoke or combustion is actually involved in its operation. [Source : Wikipedia]

And knowing is half the battle you twits!

So now we have something new created for god knows what reason but apparently it’s meant to replace REAL cigarettes so that we don’t emit much smoke, supposedly healthier blah blah you get the point.

To me it’s pure bullshit, 100% hypocrisy. I mean let’s take this point by point.

1) Reduce smoke emission : I mean like are you fucking serious??? If you want to fucking reduce smoke emission at all you’d just be better off putting a dick in your mouth for the rest of your lives instead of going this path. Well I am not a big time smoking connoisseur or anything like that but honestly I don’t think there’s gonna be any kinda kick smoking some shit which does not have any shit smoke coming out of it…..It’s like sucking a dick which has erectile dysfunction. Go ahead and ask any slut you know if she would suck a dead dick.

Exhibit A prefers shitty beer bottles than dead dicks...your got your answer!

2) It’s reusable! : No Shit bro! No Shit! Someday I would love to see your reusable electronic device blow up in your face like your shitty IPod!

BOOM Baby!!!!

3) It tastes just like the real thing! : If you say that, you don’t know shit about smoking. You are just a pretentious prick who thinks smoking is cool. Again I am no expert here but I know what pretentious pricks are like. I’ve seen pretentious pricks put the cigarette in their mouth pull a short puff, so short even an asthmatic kid could’ve done better and try to blow smoke in the most dramatic way I’ve seen. Yeap, these are the pricks that’ll never know what the real thing tastes like cause they are too busy pretending rather than tasting. Imagine, you are so fucking hungry and craving for some bacon when I serve you fake bacons in a large platter, cause they “taste just the real thing”!!!! How would you feel you retard???

Go eat her headband...it's your lunch!

4) It’s safer than real nicotine! : Really???? Where’s the proof you dipshits? Well here’s my argument :

Quoting Wikipedia : “The health effects of using electronic cigarettes are currently unknown. Several studies regarding the long-term health effects of inhaling nicotine vapor are currently in progress” and Wikipedia’s source for this is from : http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa5289/is_20100211/ai_n50249105/

Yes….there’s little or no resources on whether or not this piece of shit is save or it will cause you to have cancer in your balls and have it dropped off or something. No fucking resource. But some dipshits release it for sale anyway so that dumbass dipshits like you just buy it and have a smug face cause you are now smoking more safer for yourself and for everyone apparently. What a joke you morons!

Hello moron!

And the hypocrites you are, previously you were so “badass” you didn’t care if you killed yourself or anyone nearby you by smoking but all of a sudden you decide “nooo…let’s smoke safe,I’ll be alive and everyone’ll be alive”….bullshit! You are just a dipshit with no individuality and hence you fall for the new trend of things like the other ‘tards who go for a retarded phone that renders them 300% more retarded.

In case you didn't get the hint

So my advice is…if you are gonna kill yourself, you should just do it properly. Do it like a man (or a woman!) and stop being the hypocrites you fucktards are!

So till then

Fuck Off

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