Talentless pricks a lot of retards listen to

I don’t like to listen to the radio generally. Everytime I turn on the radio they always play shit that insults my intelligence to no end. It ranges from all genres sadly and what saddens me most is the number of fucktards who are not only readily listening to these trash but also requesting them repeatedly on the airwaves.

If these don't insult your intelligence, you have none to start with already

But let’s talk about just one talentless prick today….a HUGE one….no, literally…a HUGE one.

We know obesity is bad for health, but this guy is an insult to obesity itself.

Yeap, today we are gonna talk about this dipshit who has churned out “hits” like “Beautiful Girl”, and I have no idea what else but people religiously listen to.

Ok I am not insulting how this guy looks by the way. Looks is out of my criteria on judging talent. There are some of the worst looking blokes out there who are insanely talented and awesome and such so nope…I am not talking about how this guy looks mind you.

Case Study 1 : He ain't Brad Pitt but he's immensely talented....capiche?

But what I am pointing out is the shit he releases which just proves that this guy has the mental state of a walrus on crack.

Here's a simple equation for those who are slow

Why do I say that? I am sure you retards have heard the shit he releases right ? Let’s go for some dissection then :

Song 1 : Beautiful Girl

You’re way too beautiful girl
That’s why it’ll never work
You’ll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it’s over

Here’s a set of lyrics that basically gave him the liberty to define a new generation sissy fucktards who can’t stand for themselves. Here’s a tip to you dickless idiots out there….when a girl says it’s over, throw a party and fuck other women, it’s quite straightforward.

Or you can always swing to the other side....feel free to knock yourself out!

I fucking hate pop culture which not only envisions men as fucking sissies these days, it also does the pseudo-inception of planting that idea into our heads that we SHOULD act like sissies cause it’s the HIP thing to do. FUCK YOU for conforming to that and FUCK YOU dear Lard for envisioning that in your piece of shit song….and while we are at it, I am not gonna put down all the lyrics here, but the rest of the song doesn’t make fucking sense, it’s like this guy just skipped fucking elementary school and decided to write songs as practice to his language skills. I don’t give a flying fuck if he’s Jamaican or whatever, if he’s gonna write some shit, it better be proper shit!

Song 2 : Eenie Meenie

First off, this song was sung with another retard in line who also includes repeating single lines in his song which so many retards in this world so fucking love to listen cause they have the intelligence equivalent to a badger on crack.

Pictured : Retard....badgers and cracks not included

You can’t make up your mind, mind, mind, mind, mind
Please don’t waste my time, time, time, time, time
I’m not tryin’ to rewind, wind, wind, wind, wind
I wish our hearts could come together as one

Cause shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’
Shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’
Shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’
Shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’

After a mind boggling set of words (which a kid in Sesame Street could’ve written out blindfolded), they break into the most retarded set of words I’ve seen in my life….yeah some retards will argue “it’s the chorus!!!!” but you know what? FUCK YOU! You don’t know shit and you enjoy being a mentally handicapped dipshit all your life so shut the fuck up and go kill yourself! Now back to the lyrics, all the chorus contains is….yes….repeated words and then it comes to eenie meenie miney mo!!!! yes….Mr. Lard has ran out of words (like he ALWAYS does) and decides to put in shit that little kids in the street can recite more creatively and calls this….lyrics. And yes! there are some retarded fuckheads out there who groove to this piece of insult to our intelligence. Bravo! How I wish 2012 will come true so that the world will be clean off these morons, I don’t care if I die with them but it’s better than living with them.

Oh Hai There! You buzzed me?

Song 3 : Big Girls don’t cry

Technically it’s a Fergie song, and I never liked her either, I find her more annoying than Miley Cyrus to be honest.

Yeap she's ACTUALLY better than someone.

You know the problem with the song? The Lard actually has ran out of ideas on stupid lyrics so he decides to invade another stupid song to make it….stupider than stupid can be. But you know what? A lot of retards actually love it, cause they are mentally handicapped anyway. They grove to this shit and they even remember the lyrics so hard that they can sing it flawlessly. Not that lyrics are complicated anyway. I can teach a friggin parrot to sing that piece of shit song anyway.

Meet your new popstar!

Like the three shit songs listed about, this lard has a lot more shit from those garbages he calls albums anyway. So if you want to find out more, you got two options :

a) Buy the original, listen to every song and then disembowel yourself for spending so much money on an original cd of this lard

b) Download the tracks(illegally), risk yourself getting caught by the RIAA but be glad that you don’t need to spend money on this piece of shit, and realize going to jail is a lot more worth it than letting that piece of garbage album sit in your collection of music cds. It also helps you realize why pirates exist….it’s cause they don’t want us committing mistakes like buying this dipshit’s album and regretting it for the rest of our lives.

And like this prick there are a number of other pricks that exist which people religiously listen to as well, which kinda answers us, why is the world in the state it is now…..here’s some samples of said dipshits :

Exhibit A sings only about Fucking You...if you are intelligent enough to decipher his lyrics....my dog was able to do that by the way.

Exhibit B sings songs that has the personality of an expired chewing gum

Exhibit C is a pretentious bitch who wants your daughter to be a cheap whore.

Exhibit D gets "A" for "Trying" to be different but still remains an annoying piece of shit anyway

Exhibit E : You'll never be Freddie Mercury....live with it.

And that is all I have to rant here.

If you are unhappy  that I insulted your favorite “artists” (it’s an insult to art to call them artists), don’t bother insulting me cause I don’t give two fucks about what you think cause you are clearly not intelligent enough to have a decent conversation with me to start off with. So take my advice, go kill yourselves. The world really really needs lesser morons now at it’s current condition….have some pity for mother earth will you?

Till then

Fuck Off

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